Mena Suvari Sifted Through a Bra Bin and Found a Special Lace One Labeled ‘Small’

That wee little man? That’s just Mena Suvari’s fiancé boy-toy. He’s a music producer — of the same wee breed of Christina Aguilera’s husband.

It’s confusing when we watch our young stars grow up too fast (nakedness in American Beauty; six years of marriage to a REALLY OLD GUY), then grow in reverse (she thinks she’s Benjamin Button).

Women growing in reverse will shop in the Brass Plum department of Nordstrom, find that “perfect” slip dress covered in impostor sequins, then think, why NOT sift through the bra bin and find this black lace under-G labeled size “small.” Yeah. Hope it, like, peeks out of my dress, too. Short men — like Christina Aguilera’s husband — love that.