Whoops, Someone Forgot to Operate the Puppet Strings on Posh Beckham’s Arm

I’m assuming there’s a ventriloquist in the house? Someone that’s also working the puppet strings on Posh, but who’s let her left arm go a bit wayward? Right. I thought so.

I’m also disappointed. Something as fashion-cliched as a necktie worn on a naked woman’s neck — I’d expect, like, a Sharon Stone to pull this slow one, but not Victoria Beckham the one-armed wonder.